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.Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?Man:CorrectWoman:If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?Man:CorrectWoman:Do you know that if you didn't drink so much Bock beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?Man:Do you drink beer?Woman:NoMan:Where's your Ferrari?This one was Submitted by Schop:There was a middle aged man who had been having daily migraine headaches every day for the past. He watched their girl show go on for 10 minutes before her walked over , " Steph, Mir.....y'all gonna let me get in on that?" The girls jerked away from each other and stared at their brother in shock.After a short pause Miranda smiled seductively, "sure Jake, but I wanna be with Stephanie first then you can do whatever you want to both of us." Astonished that his plan worked he quickly nodded agreement. "Now just sit back and enjoy big brother." Miranda laid Stephanie back and slowly removed her panties as she kisses down her sis's stomach to her wet little cunt. She uses the tip of her tongue to lick the juicy pussy lip, teasing her sister, then without warning she dives her tongue into the smooth center of her sister's peach. Eating the sweet pussy like it was her last meal Miranda goes crazy with lust driving her sister into and uncontrollable orgasm.Drinking the sweet juice and licking it from her face. " I have an idea", Get off the bed and walking to the closet Mir pulls a.
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