"Another one says, "Yeah and you could get oranges this bit around," giving a good dimension with her hands.The last little lady says, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I know who you're talking about."A bit dated but you will get the point...Raymond & Bubba, ( mechanical engineers for theState of Alabama) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A woman walked by and asked what they were doing."We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox." She loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement, and announced,"Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.Raymond shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a Miss know-it-all woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"Both are still working for the government and Ray has recently been promoted.You can thank wino for this one...Harold. Then the following week he asked for the favour again could I collect her from the tennis club but this time bring something to change into and we will go to the pub. When I collected her she had a different tennis dress on but looked just as good and the sexual tension in the car was intense. Once at their house she offered me a drink but I said I would shower first. She said she would show me the bathroom and I followed her upstairs her cream knickers clearly on view her sexy arse swinging as she knew I was looking. Once in the bathroom she bent fully over picking up her dirty laundry then smiling. She asked if I would like her to wash my back with a naughty smile. Then she left me saying she would shower after me and that she would just wait in the bedroom if I needed anything. I showered fairly quickly but my cock was rock hard and I almost came in the shower. Stepping out i couldn't find my bag of clothes (it later transpired she sneaked in and moved it) I came out of the.
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