"What's the bad news?", asks Lyle."The bad noos is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Lyle. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.She's 25, and her name's Candy.3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.It completely spoiled our 10th. Running up and down the stairs would qualify as a bad idea.We found a bunch of things laying around, including an old mattress, some blankets, a couch with pillows on it, and, thankfully, a lavatory with running water. But the best thing we found was a closet with a solid door in the basement. She explained to me this was the reason she carried around the deadbolt. It allows you to leave things you don’t need in your base of operations. It allows for accumulation of things.The first order of business was installing the lock onto the door. I did that using my Swiss Army Knife. We each took a key, and put a lot of things we didn’t need to lug around with us in the closet and locked it.We laid the mattress and blankets and pillows out on the basement floor. Sure, they weren’t that nice or anything. But remember: last night we slept in a dumpster. Take your pick, mildewy mattress and blankets, or a dumpster. Yeah, that’s what I thought. The price was right, ok?That night we went food.
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