Political offices are now for saleGood old Harry Truman was correct when he observed, “My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there is hardly any difference!”I say dig him up and clone him!The Darwin AwardsThe Darwin Awards are finally out. The annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year’s winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out.This year’s winner was a real rocket scientist...Read on ... And remember that each and every one of these is TRUE.And the nominees were: Semifinalist #1A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk ... Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The. Jake just laughed and said, “Of course boy, that’s all you’re good for. Licking and sucking are the only things you can contribute. And that’s a theory we’re going to test out all day long”.Jake left me kneeling there while he searched our bedroom going through every drawer and closet. He spent several minutes in Beth’s underwear drawer looking at all of her panties and bras till he found the sexiest pair of panties which he kept in his hand as he moved on. In Beth’s bedside table he found her vibrators. There was a long thin pink one that was just a normal looking vibrator and he found one that I didn’t know she owned. It was thick and black at least a foot long and was made to look like a real cock with a mushroom head and long thick veins running down the shaft. It had a suction cup at the end and a long cord leading to a remote control for varying speeds of vibration.Jake turned to me chuckling and said, “Look familiar?” as he held it beside his own cock. “Looks like little Bethy.
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