Those are my rules. Any comments?”His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night ... whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧ ✧Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”She says, “I was in bed.”“In bed this early, doing what?”“Getting a second opinion!”✧ ✧ ✧A man has six children and is. Of course there was no one home, that day, that night, or any other morning or evening when he visited the old house where she was supposed to live. He couldn’t stalk the street as he was a tourist without a car, so periodically he would try the house and then walk down to the local shops and use his laptop in a café. Eventually he left a note in her letterbox to arrange a meeting. When the arranged day and time arrived he was a half an hour late due to getting lost on the Sydney rail network. She wasn’t at the café, if she’d ever been there, so he walked up to her house. He had just turned the corner to her street when he saw some activity at the house. A late model black BMW was parked in the driveway, numberplate ‘JL’, and he barely recognised her getting into the passenger side as her hair was now a rich auburn and she was dressed immaculately in a cherry pink suit and high heels. He called out to her but she appeared not to hear. The car drove by brusquely. He waved at the smoky.
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